Chao as Red Bull
ENNWAY as Monster Energy
Dilly as G-Fuel
Zagranis as Bang Energy (cameo)

Beat, mix, thumbnail by ENNWAY
Written by ENNWAY and Dilly

Red Bull:
Red Bull gives you wiiiiings

Monster Energy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES
FUCK OFF GOD I AM TIRED OF YOU TOUCH GRASS

Red Bull:
That's it! This drink's about to fire shots off
12 ounces and I still blow you out the water!
When I rock the mic, I'm liked by every damn critic
You're enjoyed by any boomer with a penny to split with
So fuck wings! How 'bout you get some bitches? (HUH)
Every flavor that you have is always mid shit (HUH)
Yeah, I don't need any fancy artists or design
To put the picture in your head I'm winning every single time

Monster Energy:
Bout to drop a mad verse on this lame ass
(AY AY) WHEN IT COMES TO BEATS I'M THE APEX
AND I'M PRACTICALLY A FUCKIN’ MONOPOLY, COULDN'T YOU SEE?
LOVIN' THESE BEATS, MY BRAND IS A MONEY MACHINE (AYYY)
TALKING BOOMERS WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BOOMER OF OUR BRANDS
SO GO CATCH SOME BETTER ADS OR YOU'RE CATCHIN' UP THESE HANDS
YOU GOT ZERO FUCKING CASH, 'CAUSE THIS CAN IS MADDER
YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS BATTLE 'CAUSE I'M CRANKING OUT THAT BANGER AFTER BANGER

Bang Energy:
Did somebody say bang?

Monster Energy:
I BANGED YOUR MOM *SHOOTS BANG ENERGY*

Red Bull:
That verse was a good tip on how your offbrands left the market
Saturated with zero spots left to get some thought in so stop it
You claim a monopoly but you're not bitch, I see through ya
Left our market overblown like COCA COLA ESPUMA
You missed the mark like your Ultra Gold and Java
You've had no legs to stand on since you sold juice products!
This brand bully's bout to land fully in a ditch
I'm soaring high above you... Red Bull gives you wiiiii-

Monster Energy:
BITCH SHUT THE HELL UP, GOD, I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT SO
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FASTER THAN I BOOTED BANG OUT OF BRITAIN
YOU SAY YOU GOT PEOPLE HOOKED ON THAT FUCKING GASOLINE BRO?
I'LL LEAVE YOUR STYLE AND BRAND CRUSHED LIKE A CAN ON THE ROAD
I GOT THE STAMINA, (YUH) LYRIC SLAMMIN' YA (YUH)
YOU'VE BEEN BELOW ME SINCE THE DAYS OF HANSEN NATURAL!
I'M DONE WITH THIS VERSE AND THIS ASS IS DEFEATED
HERE'S MY NEW FLAVOR: YOU CAN SUCK MY ULTRA PENIS

G-Fuel:
G-Fuel is entering the party now to shake it up
Against the two blandest of flavors, I just cannot make it up
So I suggest you brace yourselves, I'm going for the throat
And droppin a variety pack of bars cause I'm the goat
I went from online to making the stores mine
How you offer sweepstakes but not fire in your lines?
You prove it with every rhyme, you can't mix it up like I do
… That also goes for your buddy on the side too
When I start a partnership I crank it to 11
You start up a partnership to shill in Ninja Tyler Blevins
Now I'm sending y'all to heaven, you weak drinks can eat my dust
Turned you both to powder, I guess that makes three of us

Monster Energy vs Red Bull. R∆P BATTLE!

JesseBox as Vert
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Shamrock Shake
Written by JK03 
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearrangement by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Special thanks to JK03

Vert (0:15): 
Oh my, am I seeing this right? It seems that this drink here’s attempting to dunk me
Made for St. Patrick’s Day but stepping up to me? You must be quite unlucky
Polluting tummies, the deity of diabetes, while this deity is repping the Xbox
A Vanilla shake with a dose of green, you really put the “sham” in “shamrock!” (Ohh!)
You got no abilities, mine are countless! Came from the Windy City, but I got the wind prowess  
Cower in shame, ‘cause your limited offers couldn’t keep a single McDonald’s crowded!
You dropped the citrus flavor, but your lack of fans must be leaving you sour
Now I am leaving all of your poor contents spilled once you see this CPU’s true power!
This cold drink’s Victory’s looking Iffy, should’ve known challenging me is blasphemy
You might have the “Mc” in your café, but I’m the real HDD MC!
Chilling up here in Celestia, while you can’t reach my height, call it Vert-igo!
Couldn’t handle my flow, so go and put an O between your initials

Shamrock Shake (0:59):
Oh no, a Barbie doll wants to fight! This milkshake’s totally shakin’!
Your games barely make a profit, while McDonald’s rolling in the green I’m makin’ (Woo!)
Talk about fanservice, jeez, you literally shove them in the face!
This dirty per-Vert will be wiped clean, guess you could call me Shamwow Shake!
I’m having this eyesore shut down; I don’t need a Red Ring of Death
‘Cause what I’m spitting is sweet pudding flow, guess you could call me  Nep-Nep!
Your skill’s like your sister ‘cause she’s nonexistent; you’re stealing siblings just for a connection?
Serving my bars fresh like it’s mint condition while your style’s more broken than a Kinect, son!
You’re fixated with playing your games, you would ditch your country to be wasting away
And it goes without saying, I’ve got lines for days while you only got weebs pining over your shape! 

Vert (1:36):
Now you’re truly pushing your luck, flopped worse than your sundae product (Yeah!)
The only kind of drip you’ll ever get is green artificial syrup! 

Shamrock Shake (1:43):
Bitch, I stay chill out the counter, you get overheated from my abusive words
So don't lose your nerve when you're stepping to me or I'm gunning you down like Lil Uzi Vert! (Ha!)

Vert (1:51):
How much longer do we have to continue this foolish battle?
‘Cause your bars are so Blanc and basic, battling you’s not worth the hassle! (Nope!)
Drink from you? It’s like having a McFlurry alongside some toothpaste
I’m sorry, my dear, but I always preferred tea as a drink anyway

Shamrock Shake (2:05):
(Hey!) Your personality falls flat, more vanilla than me at best, man!
You got shares so low that Chika’s the only one who’s giving you some attention, damn
Your franchise’s on the decline ‘cause they’d rather rehash your first game three times
So 4GO the win and forfeit, I just took this bore of a goddess offline! (Ohh!)

Vert vs. Shamrock Shake. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. JesseBoxVO)

Penn Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Jay Voiced By RaccoonBro
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger
Additional Help By Skitzy, Cri, Pixel Chris

Beat: [FREE] SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD TYPE BEAT "SAX" (prod. ESKRY)


Penn:

Ladies and Gentlemen! We really hope you’re settled in!
We’re Penn and Teller, and we’re ready for battling
Against a couple slackers lacking in the brain matter
Not windows, but we’ll leave a couple pains shattered
We got jokes, and magic packed with emotion
The only talent you two got is blowing smoke, kid
So you’ll be left choking on your home grown clouds
Tried the reboot craze just to scrape up clout!
You’re the View Askewniverse’s worst!
Think saying mother fucker over and over’s a verse
Your fans might say that Dogma really was a big deal
Too bad Weinstein has his thumbprint on the film reel!
And your attempts with the ladies was crazy
Law breaker wanted Justice and fatty was Chasing Amy
So let’s see if the budget Bill and Ted can really spit
But you’re all smoke and mirrors, and frankly it’s Bullshit

Jay:

Hey Bob, looks like we’re battling hypocrites
Weird hearing fat jokes coming from Mister Bitch Tits
You’d better quit this. We keep it blunt on tracks
You think you shits can spit? Well now we’re gonna Strike Back!
It’s Jay and Bob, we’re obviously the dream team!
We even steal the screens with cameos back in Scream 3!
Believe me, we do find it ironic
That you’re getting smoked out by Bluntman and Chronic!
We’re the classic, the fact is you’re just has beens!
Careers burning faster than the ash from a hash pen!
And actually? What really looked worse? I can’t tell
Between your spots on the Apprentice or SNL!
Your stage presence? It’s evident that it’s dog shit
You're playing Harry Potter while we’re busy making profits!
You wanna top this? We’re just too much to handle!
Leave a couple farts cut up, like their names are Mark Hamill!

Penn:

We’re known to tell lies, but that verse was just wrong
We rip the rule book. You’re taking rips from bongs!
By the end of this song, we’ll sock you like a Cock Knocker!
Want girls but your attitudes are real cock blockers!
And no amount of your film’s show exposure
Could convince Kevin Smith to give your story real closure
Stand in front of the store more. You two are just clueless!
You gave it your all, but still, you didn’t fool us

Jay:

Mother fuck, your effort was just a bust!
With a verse drawn out even longer than Desert Bus!
There’s no taking on us. These geezers are too dated
Forget Shaq! We hang with Affleck and Damon!
And what’s crazy ‘bout you trying to be a vocalist
From socials to your shows, you’re just over blown socialists!
And now, we’re done owning this, we’re leaving you robbed.
You mother fucks got crushed. Love Jay and Silent Bob

Penn and Teller Vs. Jay and Silent Bob - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Welcome back to the Rap Battle Arena! On today’s episode, we have the drunken member of the Planet Express, Bender, going up against the lazy leader of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Master Shake!

MetaMachine as Master Shake
MetalFireVA as Bender
Written by Serena
Produced by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Master Shake:
MEATWAD! (Yeah Shake?) can you get me a different matchup?
There’s no reason to be speaking, this hunk of junk should back up
You’re trashed up! All you do is talk the talk 
4 bars are all I need to go longer than your run on Fox! 
Unit 22, the most useless of the crew
Spending every mission snoozing on the job and drinking booze
And you know how much I love being the bearer of bad news
Your character crashed in episode 2

Bender:
Is it the booze? Man, my brain is going wild
Can you guys just pick a damn series title?
“Master”? That’s how you bill yourself?
Compare your series to mine and then kill yourself 
Bender is bending it on a condescending condiment
He’s going up against a ladies man, who’s setting all the god damn trends
Hey I get it, you’re just trying to get by
How can you not catch up? Your friend’s a goddamn french fry!

Master Shake:
Destroying a bucket of bolts on the rap track, dawg
I gave your verse a listen everything was wack, dawg
Dunkin you on the track you can call me frickin Shaq, dawg
Flick the clicker on and wonder, where your series at dawg?
You’re messing with the triumphant Master Shake
Stop your rapping, if not for yours than the master’s sake
Let’s hope your metal don’t crack under the pressure, break
I met your girl last night, she had a master cake

Bender:
That voice is so high I’d crack if I were glass
If Fry were stuck with you, he’d willingly leave the past
Screw it, I’m tired of acting like I got class
Bend over and battle byte my shiny metal ass

Bender vs Master Shake. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. MetalFireVA and MetaMachine)

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of mysterious entities that just stare at you: Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Hell Valley Sky Trees. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Mereana

Rabi as purple Tree
GamingPlush64 as green Tree
Fightmarker as blue Tree

Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by Dumbchild

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Hell Valley Sky Trees | Half-Ass Rap Battles

And so it begins.

Rabi as Hell Valley Sky Trees
Fightmarker as the Hanging Munchkin

Written by: Grenade
Art by: Grenade
Thumbnail by: Grenade
Flowtest by: Joosh
Mixed by: Fightmarker
Beat by: Ear2ThaBeat

Lyrics:
Hell Valley Sky Trees (0:21 - 1:04):
In 2010 we were spotted spying from the skies
But we’re here to fight the munchkin who fucking dies?
In the background while the characters walk
They went to see the wizard, you went to see god!
Discovered a hoax, We’ll stay in at the top
Your story’s the movie, with the heart left to rot
Of all of Oz’s odd stuff, you’re the famous mystery?
Can’t say we’re surprised when you went through all that misery.
A single blow to your dome and you’re swinging through the air
A little foe in this show, We’re becoming your nightmare
Found as a bird, but yet can’t ever be fly
When you were seen hanging, seems nobody cried
You’ve been know as dark, so let me shed light
And leave your corpse burned using bars in this rap fight!
We’re both seen as legends, but I’ll tell you this
We’re observing, while your soul’s stuck as a myth

The Hanging Munchkin (1:04 - 1:37):
Saying I’m not fly? I’ll show you what I can do
I’m hanging on a branch and I can still topple over you
I’ve been around for way longer, so I ain’t gonna lie, boss
It’d make sense you’d be high when you sit in the skybox!
Your face has no worth in today’s games so it’s a big shame
You spent all that time to get fame, but you cannot take
One fucking break, as my life went away, you have no right to say
I’m practically lame, cuz when we talk your name, no one looks as they play
Let me give you a tip, because your lines were ass
When it comes to “Shiverburn”, maybe use the second half
The shadows are casted, but nothing stands in them
So stop stalking players and succumb to verbal venom!


Hell Valley Sky Trees (1:37 - 1:58):
We bounce back and forth, but you’re like a breeze
Calling us dead? Bitch, you can’t even breathe 
Think twice about words about us as the shade
Because at least we gave scares to all those who played!
As the flow calms down, so does your story
Your verse is debunked, it’s the end of your glory
We surely had fun, but good things never stand
So take away that noose and get away from this land!

The Hanging Munchkin (1:58 - 2:20):
I’m not done with you yet, don’t hang up on me now
With that grand height, I’ll send you right to the ground
I seem to be rare, you’re easy to be found
But WarioWare brought your dumbass straight down!
With that poor figure, with towering size
Slenderman did it better as a background secret
Only thing that makes you scary are those two eyes
So when they’re taken away, you’re shadows on a deep end

Hell Valley Sky Trees vs. The Hanging Munchkin - Grenade's Rap Battles (ft. Fightmarker and Rabi)

Hi there!
So, today is my birthday and I decided to upload a match up that only I would want. I love schlock horror movies. I love Twisted Metal. So here's a schlock horror and Twisted Metal match up! A wish come true for me~

The Djinn Voiced By Freshy Kanal
Calypso Voiced By KingMewtwo
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By Matt Raichous


BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horNWCxKcYg



The Djinn:

In a time before time, I tortured souls for fun
So take notes from Needles Kane, and Run, insect. Run
Forget Barbara Eden and Will Smith. I’m not some genie to easily diss
So don't make a sound, don't make a move, and most of all...don't make me pissed!
A master of chaos, I’m pulling the world into darkness and slaughter
Despite what your causing, your most evil sin was the death of your daughter
While you turning whole cities to fodder, I command the powers that you borrowed
If your rotten comic was any to follow, the only thing William’s mastered is sorrow!
Your colorful car game crashed, smashed, your character turned into trash, fast
So despite Singletrak being past fads, they tried painting your series Black! (hack)
So before you try spitting back, maybe react to the fact you’re a bitch
Who lives in the Shadow of knowing his death was his daddy’s only wish


Calypso:

My Twisted Metal contest turned the City of Angel’s to rubble
All the city awashed with flames. So burning you is no trouble
I’m doubling up on the carnage with the High Octane I’m rocking on
I’m popping off, don’t need the nuke mobile for me to drop bombs!
You claim to be supreme, but still trapped in your jeweled prison
Think you’re a step ahead, but only free thanks to alcoholism!
While trying to rap is a given, facing me still seems quite obscene
Since I was twisting words years before you hit the big screen!
Tried getting appraisal from Alex, what a fallacy, she left you sobbing
The last time I saw a genie this blue balled, he was voiced by Robin!
Your quartet of films forgotten, tomatoes Rotten, out of luck
You’re so much of a clown, you should be driving the ice cream truck!

The Djinn:

Come now, you worm, you can think better things to diss
Or would you prefer I drag your soul to Hell to meet your sis!
Leave you dismissed like Sony, you’re just phony faux Loki
Oh if only, you’d have been lucky and they didn’t blow your chance at the movies



Calypso:

You demons are all the same, never realizing the cunning of man
I’ll have you under my control, just ask Black and Minion!
The battle draws to the close, This Djinn was burned by the devil
I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Calypso Vs Wishmaster - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Welcome back to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the sinister smiling circle from Berzerk, Evil Otto, against the iconic bot from Discord, MEE6! Which one of these "evil" circles will win? That's for you to decide!

Credits:
swoldow EVGRB as Evil Otto
JustGamer as MEE6

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Tristan
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by MC Fawful

LYRICS:

(0:15) Evil Otto:
Groovy, Rhythm, give me a beat- ugh, looks like they’re through,
Well, it seems that beating this circle annoyance instead will have to do.
You’ve got no coins in your pockets, but I’ll still see how this carries out,
Cause it won’t take much for me to chew this electronic berry out!
You cause discord on Discord? Pal, my story’s been told for ages,
While you just turned NFT into No Fun Trading!
So, you’re trusted by 16 million servers, I can tell that that’s a fact,
But in all of them, with your pinging? I couldn’t find where I (Discord ping) asked.

(0:44) MEE6:
(Evil Otto has been warned: bad language)
Hi there Otto! Glad to have you join me on this track!
Unfortunately, I’ll have to warn you for the bad raps you just spat.
So flip that frown upside down, pal! No need to be so Stern,
Since you should know you’re in trouble when MEE6 goes Berzerk-
When I was called to fight and spit on the mic, I wasn’t expecting this monster,
Cause reading between all of your lines is a gut-buster: Berserk manga.
You should’ve just stuck to thirty words, cause that’s all I need for your army!
So switch back to black and white, cause using CRT? You can’t harm me!
Say that I cause Discord on my site? You don’t even cause Discord in real life!
Got you all figured out, best not get triggered now, 
Cause I’ll just pull your plug and you’ll lose all your lives! (yep!)
Polybius became even bigger, you’re no longer in people’s memory!
And even with a phone port, I’m more mobile than you’ll ever be!

(1:28) Evil Otto:
This bot fights like a chicken, but I’ll put them under fire,
I tower over you in this rap, like the Ottoman Empire.
People meme on you for evilness, but that’s not what I see,
So I’ll end this blue bot quickly like their address, X-Y-Z.

(1:43) MEE6:
You should’ve planned your lines better, dude, take it from Coleco!
This role maker rules over, while this logo here just has weak flow!
Your mind’s in Space, Gamer! So let MEE6 drop the mic,
GG, EO, I just beat this scrap, say your goodbyes!

Evil Otto vs MEE6 - MC Fawful Rap Battles

VIDEO COMING SOON!

Jenni No Mercy as Ed
Matt Raichous as Patrick

Beat by King EF
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

PATRICK
Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle
A freakish creature that should’ve been in a carnival
The bottom of the barrel when it comes to being human
And, I’m laughing at your actions like “that guy’s so stupid!”
You can’t beat me, even with the strength of a gorilla
When the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
So, firmly grasp what I’m telling you, you yelling yellow brute
The only time you’re useful is when there’s a pebble in your shoe
Your lumpy head is harder than the candy that you’re after
And your constant screaming is more annoying than SpongeBob’s laughter
An obsession with old movies and boring buttery breakfast
I didn’t know that there was a person dumber than Texas.

ED
Is this the Krusty Krab? I have got a problem
I think that one of your employees has hit rock bottom
While trying to be funny, you left all of your fans bored
Now they are crying on the floor, did you want an award?
Light fires underwater, but are not hot on the beat
Because you got your own spinoff, and all the fans started to leave
I did not know that sea stars could be fat and lazy
You think that you can rap, but all you’re flowing out is gravy
Run like a chicken! I’m buttering your toast!
Chomp you like a jawbreaker, when you’re fried up from my roast
Face against the great Ed-Zilla, you’ll no longer have a quarrel
When I knock you out with a door and leave you Kamping in the Koral

Ed Vs. Patrick - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

The re-remaster almost no one asked for has arrived!
JenniNoMRC as Cuphead
Shimario as Megaman
Beat produced by Audio Network
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Jason Carreon
Mixed by Serena, Trakked (beat mix)
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Trakked

Battle:

Cuphead:
Well, golly! I didn’t expect this,
The devil added another metalhead to the checklist?
Then I guess I’ll wreck this, deflecting shots 
With a direct hit, send it in and “X” the box off
Think you’re on top? This snobby fellow’s not,
I’m beating demons, you’re over there stopping yellow blobs
Collecting contracts, and you look like a bonus
Though with your bombed franchise, you’re probably soulless


Megaman:
Better watch what you say, I’m defending humanity,
While you’re only saving souls because of your vanity
And your family isn’t happy ‘bout your gambling streak
Stop playing craps and see you’re causing actual calamities
It’s sad to see; (Yeah) and I know you’re tryna get rich,
But you didn’t need to sell your soul again to Netflix
Reckless, and you’re never getting on my level
Just a greedy delinquent that dealt with the Devil

Cuphead:
Created to achieve peace and preached it around,
Yet you’re still beating bots and sending them in the ground
And stealing their parts just to gain more abilities?
May have more powers, but no creativity


Megaman:
Ripped off my gameplay, bit off the same plate,
Tip off to save face, tipped off to break, hey!
Fad since the start, so I’ll take down your cards
And then I’ll show Chalice a real Super Art


Cuphead:
Well chum, I suggest you digress and then some
I’ve many awards, you can’t get one 
I bet guns won’t save you from losing a stock, and
You and your fans are living under a Rockman


Megaman:
Surprised you didn’t get your younger brother as a stand-in
My bosses are balanced, while all of yours are crammed in
Not one to meddle with, made of pure metal
And sent you back crying to Old Elder Kettle (AYY)



Cuphead vs Megaman - Rap Cypher #26

After a long hiatus, Snakebite126 Rap Battles of Inside Things finally gets a name change because what a fucking stupid name that is. It also comes back with a battle of epic proportions between the mystical writer, The Rap Battle Fairy, and the fecal thief, The Shit Goblin, in a battle of the FRB cryptids.

Cast:
The Rap Battle Fairy as themselves
The Shit Goblin as themselves
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell

Lyrics:
The Rap Battle Fairy:
Looks like it’s time for me to once again take flight
As all of FRB dozes off in their dreams 
This mystical entity appears in the night
To write a verse against the one who put them all to sleep (Let’s go)
It’s the Rap Battle Fairy coming out the gate
‘Gainst a crack addict bearing tons of pounds in weight
Oh, with just a swish of the wand
I got the power to make any verse bippity bop
And while you’re screaming at your victims to start hitting the quan 
Man, your trials are just errors and I’m leaving ‘em plunged 
And is the fact that you work a job at Walmart a shock?
‘Cause from your traps and voice tapes, you’re just a bargain bin Saw

The Shit Goblin:
Fucking dies 
Now I may not be the Jizz Demon, but please start retreating or you’re really gonna get fucked
I’ll let my voice go louder, kid you don’t-don’t matter, better hope your bladder doesn’t go and splatter
‘Cause from all the living creatures that this pro’s encountered, you’re the only one I won’t be taking shit from
Bitch, what? The Shit Goblin’s hip-hoppin’ 
You’re in deep shit once I kick off, this pimp’s poppin’
You hear the night’s calling and it prompts your arrival
But my speeches will leave you dipping this call like my disciples 
You got your grand start from Pyro vs Memeulous
And yet the best verse was the only one that Felix did
You only make rounds when you have to make up a diss
But I’m more than used to fairies taking the piss

The Rap Battle Fairy:
The Piss Fairy, huh? Well those jokes were piss poor (Yeah)
When I’m taking number one, it’s the Best Writer awards
Plus I’m honestly surprised that you’d think I’d be that threatened
By Danganronpa with a scat fetish (Whoo!)
I’m so fly, your insanity’s boundless
Call Rosie to leave her son reality grounded
Poor stranger, I’m leaving you wrecked with my magic raps 
Cause a flanger is the only effect that your rapping has
As we’re battling, once you see how hard my pen game hits
This’ll be like your third trial tape, you’ll never make it
My bars get songs on playlists, so far I gotta say this
If you’re trying to make movements on the mic, I guess you’re constipated

The Shit Goblin:
Wanna beat me, bro? You need to start over
I’ve seen more appealing flow come from the Barf Ogre
You got left like my minions, stuck, enslaved and
Now you can’t escape the chains of Dustin’s basement
Yeah, I got homies in FRB that’ll clip your wings
I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel, yo it’s Shitty G
Once you’re with hit with bars so heavy like plip-plop
It’s fitting a piece of shit like yourself gets dropped
I’m a stone cold killer and I’m so conniving
You ain’t no dope winner but you’re so bold trying
The immortal, living since before your time
Whose getting sold your spirit, bitch your soul’s all mine
And the minute that you started getting deadlines
Half the scripts you rushed all ended up with dead lines
So don’t challenge me with your lame flows
This battle’s like all your other commitments - shoulda learned to say “no”

Anyways I'm leaving the community now because I am never topping this.