Surviving in the arctic; not much of a conundra.
I rely on penguins: the turkey of the tundra.
One thing for em: they haven’t got much meat,
but the one thing against em: not fast on their feet.

A penguin spear, a penguin net, a penguin holding pit.
All you P.E.T.A. piss flaps can fucking eat my shit.
I cook em up and cut em down and put em in my cellar,
but I don’t always do it in that particular order.

PENGUIN HUNTING IS MY FAVOURITE PASS TIME; FOR THE NIGHT...
WHEN THEY'RE SPICED JUST RIGHT!
...

Surviving frozen tundra is easier to do;
with the salted penguin meat; that I keep in my igloo.
I’d be lying, if I said they didn’t suffer;
I need something to do while I wait for porn to buffer.
Killing them I find most cathartic…
When it angers me TO LIGHT FIRES IN THE ARCTIC.
Penguins are quite smaller then I thought:
I got five or six in this motherfucking pot!

WHEN THEY'RE SPICED JUST RIGHT!

Turkey of the Tundra

Turkey of the Tundra (Official Version [LIVE @ The National Arena, Independence Park.  Jamaica])

Battlesmash has somewhat reliable multiverse, time travel abilities.  The secrets of which...currently haven't been revealed.  Here is an extended conversation that was intercepted.  It is between Will the medieval water delivery man and a member of the kings guard...

2023

Outtakes of yelling at the English water delivery man...

Live Recording of Dick's old band "The Fuck Guns".  After Dick left they would go on to find moderate success as the "Sex Pistols"...

Wake up in the mornin
Kick the door with a "bam"
It's the medieval water delivery man
Door still closed
Cause it's stuck in the jamb
He's the medieval water delivery man
Going out the window
Now part of his plan
Medieval water delivery man
To shorten up the walk
He fills jugs with sand
He's the medieval water delivery man

He's not an expert but he's not a total loss.
Contaminates the water with his special sauce.
takes his orders from the king, into the royal chalice he dips his thing.
Medieval water man you better watch your back.

And the king decreed
To hell he be damned
He's the medieval water delivery man
Send a word of bounty
Across the land
For the medieval water delivery man
His wife's a whore
and his marriage a sham
It's the medieval water delivery man
Now he's underground
Eating cans of spam
Medieval water delivery man

Medieval Water Delivery Man - Dick & The Fuck Gunz (Live: Wrigley Field, Chicago, U.S.A.)

Unfortunately the good doctor had to sit this show out as he had just recently tried to remove his own kidney.  So it's just Dick and the boys live in Japan from the late 80's.  Fear not however; they will be rerecording this song for the new album.  Also, if you missed "The Art of the Epic Fumble" album release party in Ajax last month... you suck...but also; the fellas are hard at work on the next album and are hoping to have it done in time for the next show.  So hopefully you can make it to the next show which will also probably be an album release show.

VBW

Sitting here with a glass of fine sherry
Gets me thinking my ass is quite hairy
No time for all of this relaxing
GUNNA GO GET A VIGOROUS BUTT WAXING
Hair on the cheeks and hair in the crack
And hair everywhere the colour of black
Having ass hair is getting mighty taxing
SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR MY VIGOROUS BUTT WAXING!

It's getting pretty noticeable to the touch
I'm pretty sure there was never this much
I don't understand how this spa is acting
I'LL PAY GOOD MONEY FOR A VIGOROUS BUTT WAXING!!
Doesn't even distract me with a quip
Just reaches down and rips off the strip
Feels like my assholes protracting
GUNNA REGRET THIS VIGOROUS BUTT WAXING!!!

Vigorous butt waxing
Vigorous butt waxing
Vigorous butt waxing
Vigorous butt waxing

V.B.W. (Vigorous Butt Waxing)[Live @ Tokyo Dome, Tokyo Dome City. Japan]

We had to write "cover" for legal reasons... but BattleSmash actually wrote this song with the objective being to sell it to Michael Jackson.  Michael bought it but sat on it as if it were a dragon's hoard.  

After his death one of his illegitimate sons known only as "The Weeknd" came into possession of the rights and the rest is history.  This is the original demo version from the 90's, it also features "Jorge" from "Alex Is On Fire" before he was in that band (@ 1:40).

Uh huh huh
Uh huh huh
Uh huh huh
heaheaheahea
Your man on the road, he doin' promo
You said, "Keep our business on the low-low"
I'm just tryna get you out the friend zone
'Cause you look even better than the photos
I can't find your house, send me the info
Drivin' through the gated residential
Found out I was comin', sent your friends home
Keep on tryna hide it, but your friends know
I only call you when it's half-past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, yeah
I only call you when it's half-past five
The only time I'd ever call you mine
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, babe
I'ma let you know and keep it simple
Tryna keep it up don't seem so simple
I just fucked two bitches 'fore I saw you
And you gon' have to do it at my tempo
Always tryna send me off to rehab
Drugs started feelin' like it's decaf
I'm just tryna live life for the moment
And all these motherfuckers want a relapse
I only call you when it's half-past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, yeah
I only call you when it's half-past five
The only time I'd ever call you mine
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, babe
Hills have eyes, the hills have eyes
Who are you to judge?
Who are you to judge?
Hide your lies, girl, hide your lies
Only you to trust, only you

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Here's how The Weeknd did it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzTuBuRdAyA

The Hills

The Hills - BattleSmash "cover" (demo version)

A cover of The Deftones "My Own Summer (Shove it)" performed my Dick Dickerson and the original drummer of BattleSmash; Kermit.  Cleverly retitled "smash it" huh huh huh get it?

BattleCovers - My Own Summer (smash it)

A live version that I recorded, mixed and mastered.  This song can be heard on Goddo's album “Who cares”.

Greg's music can be bought anywhere music is sold: iTunes, Youtube Music, Spotify. Deezer, Google Play Music, etc…

Also check out his new band “The Greg Godovitz Coalition”!
websd-greggodovitzcom.webs.com
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https://thejambooth.wixsite.com/music

live mastering try

Goddo - Too Much Carousin' (Live)

Ed Pilling (8 Top Ten Canadian Hits with over 200 000 airplays) and Fludd back with one of their hits.  That’s also Andy from “Mantis Sound” on banjo (he played it on the original recording of the song).  Recorded, mixed and mastered by Ryan Glen Booth at The JamBooth Recording Studio. 2019.


Links to purchase Fludd tunes…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMIPzayDV…uAMggy5gi&index=1

open.spotify.com/artist/5T6sycx5S…tS?autoplay=true

music.youtube.com/channel/UCrO7aIL7QXlzcM58Q41KPCg

www.deezer.com/us/artist/5040437…dio?autoplay=true

The JamBooth Recording Studio:

thejambooth.wixsite.com/music

m.facebook.com/JamBoothMusic/

Fludd - Cousin Mary (Live)

A cover of an Elvis song performed by Max Brand and recorded by Ryan Booth.  Mixed and mastered at "The JamBooth Recording Studio" in Toronto.  Max Brand is a musician who has been performing in the GTA music scene for decades.  

Check out the links below to contact him or hear more of his tunes!

Max Brand Links...
https://www.reverbnation.com/thefabulousmaxbrand

https://www.bandmix.ca/max-brand/



The Studio and Engineer...
Check out our website for more details and the rest of this soundcloud profile for some more examples of our work...

thejambooth.wixsite.com/music

m.facebook.com/JamBoothMusic/

TheJamBooth@Outlook.com

Max Brand - Little Sister (Live Cover)

Amazing classic Toronto musician, loved working with him.  Check the links below to purchase Tony's music either "Rough Trade" or "The Spirit" its all good (Bullseye, Warner Music Canada, Jazzhaus Records...  in case the links don't work the music is available at Youtube, Spotify and Deezer)

https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCBw0pu7hQnG7qR6vem2W0SQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Gn190kqRk&list=PLjBPT3Ndga3OikNmkSq5UCehaeb_vYiY_&index=1

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4XIvzZpo56CVj3IJepij9j?autoplay=true

https://www.deezer.com/us/artist/367472/radio?autoplay=true

The Recording/Mixing/Mastering Engineer and Studio:

Check out our website for more details and the rest of this soundcloud profile for some more examples of our work...

thejambooth.wixsite.com/music

m.facebook.com/JamBoothMusic/

TheJamBooth@Outlook.com

Tony Springer (Wild T & The Spirit) - Hey Joe (Live Cover)

If you don't know who we are...ask ur mom

*warning listening to Battlesmash may cause you to forget math.

BattleCovers - My Own Summer (smash it)

Battlesmash

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