lol this was written so long ago that it really doesn't hold up much anymore, thus that, along with the discontinuation of cmrb as a whole, meant that it just wasn't worth finishing. Also, Peridot and Bill's vocals were recorded by me and were acted as demos for when we found the perfect cast, which we... never did..... so enjoy my horrible take on Bill Cipher.  

here's the doc though:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HuzgtbzB4YreDTCjEs1iEUQCIYsRT5LAJ8wGeR5oaPM/edit?usp=sharing

(SCRAPPED) Bill vs Peridot REMAKE

Cover Art by Mancha
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Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Cam (VideoGameRapBattles) as Lemongrab 
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Stofferex as Lord Hater
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Anthony Perry as Peepers
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Lyrics:
Lord Hater:
This overzealous fella’s about to start a bout with Lord Hater
Rockin’ lasers in my hand, I’m an energy manipulator
Unaccept this defective reject and leave your Lemon Earldom decimated
I’ll rip that football head straight off and decorate it like my spaceship
Your piercing screeches would be perfect for my Torture Mega-Mix
Recondition yourself, ‘cause I’ve seen more spice from a Peppermint
I’m more shocking than your collars, I’m eyeballing in this Great Race
This battle’s black and white, but a grey area in your case

Lemongrab:
Unacceptable! Skeletor wants to dispute with a verbal feud
I’d prefer if you weren’t so immature with such an unstable mood
It’s truly a Mystery how you’ve found the courage to face me
Your rhymes are more of a parasite to my head than Shelby
SCREAMS
You barged in here uninvited, got me riled up with the rhymes you cited, 
My raps are Lemonsweet, but unlike him, this will be one sided
This slave will have no more to say, when he gets slayed by my sound waves 
Just like your presence aggravates, even more than the harp I hate

Lord Hater:
Let's switch this to my style

Best to forfeit, Morty, I Dominate pathetic specks like Bangle-Brap
My speed talking takes effect the best when it comes to battle raps
With my platoon of Watchdogs, I won’t let this fugitive get through to me
Want to feel relief of sleep by deciding who is and who isn’t naughty?
Well, you’re one to talk, Kim Jong Un, so why so sour, Santa? 
Man, it’s sad that you abuse your own species in a sour manner
The Pup Gang might be juvenile, but you’re truly adolescent 
Your cannibalistic ways backfire when you’re eaten by your own peasants

Lemongrab:
groans Your rapping methods are blind, despite your crew of eyes
Death is in Bloom as I decide a fat Jack Skellington’s demise
My temper is combustive! Just ask Cave Johnson!
Consume you like Lemongrab two and have you banished to my dungeon
Ain’t it sweet, candy seeds, you’re the root of my impatience
More of a avagrating amalgamation of hate than my creations
I don’t need anyone! You depend on Peepers to defend
So no more of your sour words, it’ll be YOUR end
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Mixed by Fel
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Written by Zack and Skeep
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Lord Hater vs Lemongrab. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

While Bart vs Cartman is being animating we thought we'd release another battle to come out before it, so here it is; Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Frenzy as Big Macintosh
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JMBRaps as Ice Bear
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Lyrics:
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear spits hot, and serves an arsenal of dis(h)ses
While you’re about as cold and uptight as his living conditions
Ice Bear dominates the art of rap and spits his quips vehemently 
In this, Ice Bear’s aggressive and won’t obtain his win legally
You make Ice Bear faceplant, eucalyptus, so go and Nom Nom right on these disses
Ice Bear will Zap you like your Apples, expect to go out of business
Ice Bear’s a survival hero, Bear Gryll-ing rhymes like burgers
With the odds stacked against you, this’ll be my Sweet Apple Massacre

Big Macintosh:
Alright, Mr Smarty Pants, there’s no need to be so crabby
Crustaceans ‘cause more than hearing loss if think you can out rap me
Compared to the Crusader’s motives; your notions seem more bogus
Leave you in more of a trance than if I bestowed to you hypnosis 
I see you’re Flutter-shy when it comes to spitting cyphers 
You’ll have the fate of Flim and Flam, when it comes to the de-CIDER
(Eeyup.) I’ll buck you up, knocking you down like my farm’s trees
I’m Grizzly on the mic; you ripped your verbal schtick from Trixie

Ice Bear:
Stay in the closet, big guy, Ice Bear thinks you’re too much to bear
‘cause Ice Bear has seen more efficient Apples running Windows software
For a teacher as your love interest, you don’t seem all that smart
Ice Bear spits sharp remarks like ninja stars, leaving more than “Cutie” Marks 
You’re a feminine crossdressing insecure gluttonous liar
With more drunken and tedious lines than when you sell your cider
Ice Bear’s natural instinct; display raps in environments like these
Emphasis your fat all you like, Ice Bear doesn’t take shit from a pony

Big Macintosh:
You must be an Everyday Bear if you think you can do any harm
You’re like a schmoozy whoopie Maud Pie, except minus the charm
You just weigh your brothers down; I’m too big to handle on your own
This monotone germaphobe’s prone to the flow of this Ponytone  
An illeist counterfeit, those soft raps are like something you’d knit
So indolent and emotionless; I’ve seen more life in Granny Smith
There’s nothing wild about you, I would describe ya as quite primitive
So step off my farm’s perimeter and go back to your Care Bear misfits 



Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Sorry about releasing so many battles on soundcloud recently but the video's are taking a little longer than usual and we just couldn't resist. Hope you enjoy.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Peridot
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Anthony Perry as Invader Zim
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Skeep as GIR
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Lyrics:
Peridot:
Log Date 7 16 2; Zim is getting on my nerves,
This is Peridot, assigned against a bigger nuisance than Gir
Lyrically destabilize ya’, there’s no running from this zappin’ 
And just wait till’ Yellow Diamond hears about your awful rappin’ 
Got a flow like Lazuli, you’re getting burned When It Rains 
Rejected by your own race but I’ll still put you in your place 

Invader Zim:
I’ll claim another Irkin win after I’ve shut your trap
I’ve gathered all your weaknesses and compiled them into rap
Conquered this deadly rhythm, and yes, it is a weapon
I could find a species with more original names with three letters
Hide behind your glorified stilts but you’ll always stay inferior 
Not even a Bloaty Pizza Hog could take you so serious
You still have much to learn if you think that’s how flow works
So apologize to the Gems for that Cluster of a verse

Peridot:
Oh my stars! That was more confusing than the Steven
You’re as defective as our Pearl but I’m built from magnesium
Leave your skin ripped and then you’ll find that your arms are gone
Cause you’re not much more limb enhanced than the Crystal Clods
I’m not going Too Far against an invader pretender
Step on this LGM with the Almighty Shortest temper
With banter as pitiful as when you sought love for truth
And you’re even more horrific than a Room with a Moose
Keep on spewing Baloney, it doesn’t matter that you planned it
I’ll still blast this Germ off the face of this miserable planet 
I’m Dark Harvesting the dumb rhymes of this awkward arthropod
Am I determined to win? Apparently more than you, CLOD!

Zim and Gir:
YAY! No, GIR, that’s bad. Rap against the bad lady. Okay! 
Watch me lock in Duty Mode and terminate this rock-brain
Your verse was filled with LIES, it does not affect me like LICE
It seems the Kindergarten was where your rhymes were devised  
Call me a Soulstealer as you bubble up and is given the boot
So zip up your mouth please, like you were my Mongoose dog-suit!
Even baked in Irken ingredients, your rhymes are hard to swallow
Pop you like greasy zits, stuff your remains in a TACO! 
Make me a sandwich! I’m the deadliest of malfunctioning SIRs!
I’ve had more fun watching static than Steven Universe.

Written by Fel, Skeep, Legion, MaNCHA and Anthony


Invader Zim vs Peridot. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Feel free to make a cover. No permission required.



Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear. KARAOKE

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

it was scrapped for obvious reasons
Written by Zack, Skeep, Eddie and Fel

Scrapped Cast
Dora - Leannaire 
Diego - Zack 
Boots - Skeep 
Baby Jaguar - Eddie
Alicia - Leannaire

Dora:
Vamanos! Don’t cross Dora, or you’ll be spinned-off 
Drown ya’ in your Rain Forest till this has-been had enough 
This kid ‘bout to be battered ain’t no rescue ranger
He’s longing to soon join the list of the endangered 
(Let’s get to it!) Get a clue of who supports Animal abuse 
Hope this pretender likes the taste of the other end of my Boots 
Boots: Can you resist taking the piss? Dora: I know you can’t do it!
Boots: 
Gee, you’re quite optimistic towards a cousin so clueless
Dora:
The fourth wall falls with the thought of my raps
With a voice to cause cave-ins and my ears to collapse
Claiming that you’re wild but you’ve got cero skill 
Doesn’t take a child to see Boots: that this Bear’s been Grilled

Diego:
This hispanic multi-languaged brat’s forgot my skill is relative 
Though I’d hate to explore your dignity, fuera goes your relevance
I won’t need my gadgets in this rap to still be more advanced than you
Down Syndrome's ain’t your sole disorder; your raps are one too
I endure through the harshest of nature, in which I also rap it
Alicia:
While you match the intelligence of your own demographic
Diego:
You’re a diluted version of me, that ain’t an Underwater Mystery
So get lost, leave you as inanimate as your “friends” should be

Dora:
It’s a jungle outside, amigo, stop the tech and use your wits for once
Have you backtrack if you cross paths when I Backpack a punch
Boots: 
We’ve endured successfully through your preachy babble
So Go Diego Go and get the chin-ga out this battle
Baby Jaguar: 
This Chicken’s not a Legend and your pauses are not worth the wait
I’ll wipe that smile from your Map, and we don’t need one to navigate
Diego:
Your raps bad enough, now you’re a teenage perra in the city
Alicia: The end of Dora’s rhyming spree Diego: and it’s seems I’ve swiped her victory!

Go Diego Go vs Dora the Explorer (FLOW TEST) - Scrapped CartoonMadeRapBattles

Season 3 begins.

JacobSZ as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum:
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai ‘Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
Are your super Bratz with you? ‘Cuz if not- you better ring ‘em 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a Cinnamon Punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo: he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)

Professor Utonium: 
Sugar! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but Everything Nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a Vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
 
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-iad; a Blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!

Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.

Beat by Kustom
Written by Fel, ChaoProductions, Legion, Skeep, Walk, Anthony


Princess Bubblegum vs Professor Utonium. Season 3, Wave 1

Finally

JMBRaps as Squidward
WoodenHornets as Benson
Frenzy as Mordecai 
Anthony as Rigby 
Skeep as Spongebob
SuperThingsOnCups as Patrick
Zack as Announcer 

Benson:
I’m past passing the salt when a battle’s on the table
Burning you harder than your cooking when I diss the distasteful
I’m killin’ you on this mic; you’ll finally meet your Hopes and Dreams
I’ve seen you more fired up when you were pistachio ice cream!
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost’s show’s support is out of life
Cause I’m steppin’ on you like it was the beach or you’re on Strike
What I spit shocks; Rigby! My verse’s wiring is faulty (ugghhh)
You reside in the ocean, it’s no wonder you’re salty

Squidward:
I drive a cheap bargain for a Naive Man From Lolliland
Cause with a Jinx, you flip worth being thrifted or thrown a trash can
Try to Think Positive, because you’re just sore from losin’
But you still happen to be a bigger douche than Susan
I like to shatter glass-domed slackers when I see ‘em!
You’re trippin’ on your own gumballs; 2 in the AM PM
Kit to gumball machines: leave them in a one-fifty Piece
Please just leave so I can play my Clarinet in peace

Benson:
Quit slacking on these beats, pinocchio

Mordecai:
Yeah chill out, dude

Benson:
Mordecai can’t compare when it comes to your rude attitude 
You’re a suck-up, kissed a Krab’s butt; makes me wonder why I bother
In this ‘Fiasco!’; I bring ‘The Power’ to blow a Squid Out of Water
I spit it hotter, your whole verse was dragged-on like a Golf Cart
You’re like the Dali of the deep sea if he’d sucked at making art!
Let me ‘Rap it Up’ here, lyrical structure’s what you require
Serving burns to roast Smoked Calamari because you’re fired!

Squidward:
...Still here? I’d thought you beat it and hit on your drums
I kick a Squid outta my House if he doesn’t take my Fancy-son
The only thing you’d rock is banding with Pat like Krabs for a buck
SPONGEBOB! He wants to be served, Grilled Cheese Deluxe
(ARGH!) This Cheezers sleazeball is making me go bananas
When I Say That Word, he’s lost his hair or battle to bandanas
You’re more full of McFluff than one of your cats on the internet
Your ugly mug’s the World’s Best Boss at Most Likely Sucking Eggs

Squidward vs Benson. Season 3, Wave 1

Shame it was scrapped but it's evident why; it was all over the place.

Fish Hooks
This school’s out, but that don’t that mean we won’t school you!
Doesn’t take Nom Nom to know you’ve bit off more than you can chew (ooo)
You’re ‘calzoned’ out from society, to all humans y’all are freaks 
You three suffer from lack of variety, I’ve seen Clams more unique 
I’m a rising star-fish with a hatred for this pussy Pan-Pan  
Lift your head up from your phone and take these disses like a man, man!
Film your unbearably awful attempts at rapping and bear-y your reputations 
We Fish Hooks mistook you for actual beasts so return to hibernation 
 
We Bare Bears:
This dingle better listen, girl, I’ll be spitting some sunshine
We’ve got raps in the bag that’ll put an end to your Tote Life
Lines more grotesque than your art style, the influence ain’t lookin’ pretty
We haven’t seen more shellfish Craboos in the entire Shell-sea
Ice Bear gonna pwn, with his axe! Ice Bear gonna flow, and attack!
Allude sushi whose intelligence and those of their demographic match
Cocoa doesn’t explain why this fish’s so fidgety and loco
So Ring the Bell for when we end this with no secrets left to show
 
Fish Hooks:
You’ve taken the bait! These gluttons will do anything for food
Don’t pursue this group of seafood or we’ll have these Shushers subdued 
My rhymes are so hot, Ice Bear can’t survive in this climate
We’ll break these cubs apart more than our baby assignment
Even internet fame can’t differentiate these Everyday Bears
You’re more of a nuisance than one of your guests on CaveShare 
This school’s startin’ some hierarchy; let’s see who’s on top now!
You’ll have to hurry back to your box after you get flushed out!
 
We Bare Bears:
For residents of Freshwater, you guys are pretty salty
Absorbing your aimless insults now my fur’s now getting soggy
Ice Bear confesses to confectionary, cracks and dents in your aquarium
Take your “hawtdawgs” outta here, you don’t wanna start beef with a vegetarian
You’ll be rippin’ your gags and wits like Ice Bear with big-mouthed lips
This girl’s fishing for compliments, Ice Bear thinks she’ll compliment his dish
If you can’t handle the heat, you’d better stay out of Ice Bear’s kitchen 
We’ve swept the floor with Bud’s Pet peeves, Ice Bear has gone fishin’.

We Bare Bears vs Fish Hooks (SCRAPPED CONTENT)

Season 1/2 scrapped battle.
Yeah...
People asked for it so


Maybe Rick will be back in the future ;)

Finn:
Yo it's Finn, bout to beat you cause you're nothing but irrelevant 
i’ll wrestle for definite cause I'M IN MY ELEMENT 
When I grip the mic in a battle, you know that I RAP-TASTIC 
Jake i’ll take the trash out on you sarcastic spastics

Jake:
We’ll send you back to the future with our (BOTH): TOTES SWEET (Jake): Rhymes 
Use my powers to flatten your rapping just because i'm 
Mr. meeseek-ing a victory against, you two p-rick cliches 
You must be inside a dream if you think you can beat (both) Finn and Jake

Morty:
OH NO IT’S A RABBIT WITH A SWORD WHO’S QUITE URHM SPORTY!
Rick:
No Morty, it's just finn the human *burp* it's just a human Morty! 
*burb* I know why you live in a treehouse cause your rhymes are so poor
Rick:
Spitting disses that’ll destroy ya 
Morty:
more than the mushroom war!
Morty:
We're natural born rappers, we don't need any autotune
You'll forever be an orphan since your own dad never wanted you!
Rick:
I’d rather get drunk *burp* your verses make me hurl
I’ve seen dogs more fearsome when they took over the world

Finn:
Oh my glob, that was pathetic! Could you spit even more bad?
Jake
I don't think they can bro, he failed even more than his dad! 
Finn:
Your chance to win is finn, we got so much gold that we're rich
Jake:
Beat any day dudes, (finn) Yeah! You're no lich! 
Finn:
Rick may of beat the devil but now he’s facing us two!
Jake:
Yeah bro, judging by your face, no wonder no one likes you!
You as keen as a jelly bean bro, if you wanna beat me! 
Finn:
We completed this Adventure and 
Both:
it will go down in history!

Morty:
You wanna make fun of my date, look at how many times you got rejected!
Spit hot like, uhmm the flame princess- (Rick) I don't know what I expected 
Rick:
You’re an underpowered minor with a flower on his arm.
Unless I’m some kind of thing that hates flowers- it won't do me harm!
You'll be falling in your own crap, and we'll get the last laugh
You're both mentally retarded, we didn't even need my laser for that!
Morty:
You can't just say that Rick
Rick:
Morty, Shut up Morty please
Both:
Go back to your candy kingdom, we'll be saving whole galaxies!

Finn and Jake vs Rick and Morty (flow test)(SCRAPPED CONTENT)

Squidward vs Benson. KARAOKE

Leannaire as Flame Princess and Peridot
Anodyne as Lapis Lazuli
VinnyO as Finn the Human

Flame Princess:
To put out this Eternal Flame would take a Magical Mirror--cle 
I’ma’ light this track up, and yes, I mean that literal 
I’m a Queen, overthrew my father and brought law and order 
I won’t outmatched by the likes of Bob the Terraformer 
Burn you more traumatically than how your past transpired
Trapped in your own reflection like a reversed vampire 
And now your biggest weakness happens to be your power
I’d be moody too if I was scared to take a shower
You should work on your health, you’re a bigger mess than your fandom 
It’s no use crying for help- your homeworld left you abandoned 
 
Lapis Lazuli:
Beat stop
Um… It’s Lapis
Beat starts again
and I’ve got a phat diss for this Cinnamon addict  
I’ve had it with Brutes like you; pray I let you stay intact 
You’re more unbalanced than malachite-- a right pyromaniac   
Come on at me with your final form; you can do nothing to me!
You’ve got useless fireballs and a short fuse to rival Ruby’s 
I’m ruthless, i’d move an Ocean just to take your red throne 
After a drizzle of my flow-- I think you’d need some time alone 
 
Peridot:
Unhand her, you fire clod; she’ll hit you with a tidal wave 
Worse yet you’d have to face a Peridot’s unbridled rage
 
Finn the Human:
Leave her be, buttmunch! I’ll bring pain bigger than your ego 
Why would anyone ever be Barn mates with this green Dorito 
 
Peridot:
Log-date 7 17 2; I’ve been challenged by a defect 
Who should be looking for his dad-- not protecting his evil ex 
Ugh-- Finn the Clod! You don’t know who you’re talking to!
What time is it? It’s time to push another human off the roof!
 
Finn the Human:
Hitting me with metal rods seems incredibly impractical 
It’s ironic that this Triangle’s anything but Mathematical 
I’ll batter you- the rock with a Lumpy Space Princess attitude
Go tell Yellow Diamond that you lost this rap battle too
 
Peridot:
This is none of your Bismuth, you didn’t have to come along
But gee this kid is so lonely, he ends up talking to his dog
on the top of this Food Chain though logically I’ve further questions
Why come battle me when it’d end in another rejection?
 
 Written by Fle

Lapis Lazuli vs Flame Princess. Season 3, Wave 1

Mathew Swift as Rick Sanchez
F00Pz as Bender Bending Rodriquez

Rick:
So retarded C-3PO really wants to fucking fight? 
Either I’m tripping or I didn’t kill all those parasites 
I’ll pay for your assassination then slip you the bill 
You won’t be the first of Groening’s characters I’ve killed 

Morty:
Gee, I don’t know about this Rick

Rick:
M-Morty, he’s a robot;
We could have his screws loose before he shows us what he’s got 
There’s millions of galaxies in infinite realities
In each and every one, your show remains a fucking tragedy

Bender: 
I can easily bend this crackpot and his little twerp,
Then I’d spit more fire than you, with one burp 
Running you over when I become a Were-car
You like to prison break? You won’t escape these bars, 
Invent a way of mastering flows, I’m the main ingredient 
Keep rapping Farnsworth, you’re making my win easier,
Tho’ when capping a pan-sexual, I think I oughta pass 
Cuz I know you’d do more than bite my shiny metal ass

Rick:
You’re not a fembot anymore, so why is sucking still your motto?
Dating Calculon like “Domo arigato Ms. Roboto "
A glitch prick hitched to sexbots more than Morty is 
Turns out your ass percentage is w-wayyy above 40 BITCH! 
I outsmarted the devil; 3 numbers have you in pieces 
Jerry the robot? *Burp* the other Rick’s have to see this
I’ll bring a battery-verse of hurt; that, you can count on
So crawl back into the factory that you were shat out of

Bender:
I'm belching up rhymes to burn this doc until he's brown
Send him Back to the Future- where I wear the crown,
Bender is the greatest, that’s the way the news goes,
I’ll kill all humans and leave rapping to the robos
You must be more drunk than the flask you’re mixin’
Even more of a douchebag, than President Nixon
Gonna make your mind blown, like your improvised youth,
I’m off to make my way back in a suicide booth 

Rick:
Attempted Suicide? Already ticked that off the checklist 

Bender:
Get bent then; instead I’ll chug a beer and forget this 

Rick:
Maybe you aren’t such a Redgrin Grumble after all 

Bender:
I have no idea what that means but-

Both:
l-l-LICK MY BALLS

Written by Red, R the Writer, Legion, Truth, Walk, Mathew Swift, Vladimyr P, Adroitwhiz, Skeep and Fle

Rick vs Bender. Season 3, Wave 1

thelostnarrator as Rainbow Dash
Zack as Black Star

Mixed by Zack and Fle (Black Star)
Written by SkeepTieel, Zack and VinnyO

Black☆Star
Time to shake up the competition! A fly guy Bests a Young Flyer
Because I’m reckless to perfection when I wanna Spit-fire
I’m Free to Flight to the Finish without batting a Demon Eye-lid
Cause your series’ Generation’s more of a zombie than Sid
I’m the biggest Star out there! My, you’ve got Little in your title
A Skittles mascot who’s Loyalty’s anything but unbridled
Rainbow’s temper is Blazing; I’ve got soul and skill of high caliber
You’re more of a lame-looking pompous self-centered fool than Excalibur
I’ll be sure to take shots at you, Kid, finish you with a direct hit
Think you can spit? I’ll Speed Star at speeds that surpasses your limits!
I’m serving Charismatic Justice! I sure will Daring Do step to this
EG-like brash Hasbro cash-horse, and that stands for egotistic

Rainbow Dash:
When I spit, it’s more than autographs leaving marks on your body
You’re just a smug little kid standing in the Shadow Star of Tsubaki
Your mind’s up in the clouds, and this is my place of residence 
You’re a Soul Menace, whose spirit breaks easily like your Resonance 
Leave you dead like the Star Clan, your assassin rules don’t have meaning
So don’t even try to spit a verse when you can’t even control your breathing
With one swift kick, I’ll destroy you like your confidence, so feeble
This Star should probably stick with its tradition of being a Force of Evil

Black☆Star
I could let one thing become bigger than me, but your mouth’s nothin’ to be proud about
I’m still higher than this Cloudsdale fail, who justifies looking a gift horse in the mouth
The Madness is taking over, that or I see Kishin Egg-heads vividly 
Face it, it’s the end of your winning streak and what’s left of your dignity

Rainbow Dash
You put the ass in assassin, cause all you act is brain-dead
Defeated by a Maka Chop and you call ME the Kishin Egg-head
So go hide behind a smoke bomb, I can still see through your tricks, see?
Staged win, illeist shtick? Man, you remind me of Trixie!
No defense for this bent adolescent with no common-sense
With rhymes that self-absorb to himself as if he were his Soul’s Wavelength
I’m Harshwhinn-ing, you’re a sore loser who’s not cut to his profession
Lost Yourself and this battle, the Path of the slob’s where you’re headin’

Black☆Star vs Rainbow Dash. Season 3, Wave 1

Dustin as Dexter 
Anthony “Plushy” Perry as Phineas 
Fle as Ferb

Dexter:
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Genius, no discussion.
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons 
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is 
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’

Phineas:
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss

Ferb:
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?

Phineas:
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm

Both:
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor,
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers

Phineas
The same heroes that I befriended--

Ferb:
Frank-einstein should be adjusted

Phineas:
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed

Dexter:
I didn’t think a Triangle could be such a square 
Hey, where’s Phony Test? Oh wait, he’s right there! 
I despise this Dr. Doofus, even with my rude removed 
I’d need much less than 104 days to f*cking bust you!

Phineas:
For a show on Boomerang; I thought you’d have a good comeback
Dexter managed to murder his show but failed to kill a track
It takes more than your flawed inventions to contend to our adventures 
Your mad Scientist schtick belongs in the 2nd Dimension

Written by Fle, Adroit, R, Vladimyr P.

Audio Mixed by Fle

Cover Art by Geon

Jimmy Neutron:
Gotta Rap! 
Goddard, go fetch me the microphone! 
Such a pro-ton, you’d copy how I rhyme and flow like my clones
Phineas, your rap was tolerable but it’s such a bummer
That your verses started dragging on longer than your whole summer
Dorxter, I gotta thank you for coming; that’s a good call 
Because when I look down at you, I’m finally stood tall 
When I’m up against these lab rats, yo, I won’t need a Brain Blast
With science I’ll explain that, you tame brats have came last

Eddie as Jimmy Neutron

Phineas and Ferb vs Dexter. Season 3, Wave 1

What we've been doing

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

Starring
TCMZiggy as Shaggy Rodgers
Mat4yo as Tintin
Fle as Scooby

Shaggy and Scooby:
RUH ROH! SHAGGY, you’re heading right into a boobie trap 
Like Scoob, that’s Tin Tin! Let’s show him how Scooby Raps!
I’m all for beating bad guys, but his pastimes are pitiful
Like, keep on shooting Rhinos and take a seat with the criminals 
Like, you must’ve left your animation on the Hammock
Spitting fire on this boat, like, hot flow that’ll cause mad havoc  
Shaggy he’s a reporter! Like, would you note this for later;
Capture our good sides, when you put your loss in the newspaper! 
Like, Scoob, it’s up to us to crack this mental case
Who’s more insensitive than his depictions of race 
Jeez, like, I can’t stand to look at this blank slate 
It looks like Hergé forgot to finish your face 

Tintin:
Are you sick of your cross-over flicks; I can tell that you’re fed up
'Cuz those rhymes were so dry, did I land in another desert?
An adventurous detective; you ain't hard as Tin Tin  
I can send this slacker packing just sharing my LinkedIn
Let it sink in, we won’t need Velma to deduce
you’d be shagging on the sofa; either way you Screwed the Pooch
You’ve split up so many times, but could never get a clue 
Sorry, but in every story, you’re most useless in your crew
Why am I not surprised this flimsy Hippie’s out of whack
Firing back like Fred’s Traps; endangering this giraffe 
Talking to your dog, right, what are you eating kid? 
It’s no mystery Scooby Snacks pack a secret ingredient 

Shaggy:
Zoinx! It’s a g-ghost! It’s a mask Shaggy, see!
Like, Boy do I feel dumb, it was his personality! 
When it comes to catching monsters; It’s not just ghosts we’re after
Like, there’s nothing quite as terrifying as your motion capture 

Tintin:
Speaking of movies, Scoob, which director sounds the worst
The mind behind Schindler’s list, or the guy who directed Smurfs? 
You almost had me convinced you could flow to this Captain
You’d have gotten away with it if not for your awful rapping

Written by Fle, Mat4yo, and Dustin

Scooby and Shaggy vs Tintin. CMRB

Starring
Jughead Jay as KO
GarbageGothic as Ruby

Ruby:
I don’t get it; you’re pathetic! Before you injure yourself,
I’ll go back to stacking bodies, you can stick with stacking shelves!
You could glitch yourself a good rap and we still wouldn’t be even 
So I’m never gonna waste my time versus Street Fightin’ Steven 

K.O:
I’m a Hero! KO! Beat this bad guy in a street fight;
A rude-y Ruby with a temper shorter than her screen time.
Serve you with my special move, fighting fire with fire 
You couldn’t get on my level, dude, if you fused with Sapphire
I’ll kick your Butt, man; even his bots could crush ya 
Rush to your foot clan, censor you like it’s Russia 
It’s your turn to rap, so go ahead and scream and shout
Try not to blow too much, you might put yourself out 

Ruby:
Sapphy, can you tell Son Goku to tread carefully  
One more bark from you and it’s over; Beware, Puppy! 
I’m Jailbreaking the bars! You’ll fail, race back to Gar
I’ll take you both apart, this Crystal Gem will have you seeing Stars
You think you’re both warriors in your leotards?  
Be alarmed- I don’t need Candy when it comes to being large 
I’m not one to judge but I can tell a lot 
You must be desperate when you’re crushing on a Peridot 

K.O:
Jheeze, you better cool it with your eternal inferno
For a symbol of love, it’s like you’re forever Turbo 
I won’t need Rad when it comes to this Rap contest
No worries, Mr Gar, I’ll be sure to clean up this hot mess

Written by Fle
Cover Art by Geon

Ruby vs K.O. CMRB

Starring
JRoyalVA as Frollo
Titanium1208 as Gaston

Frollo:
You should know, I don’t take kindly to peasants
It’d be wise to fall to your knees again, in my presence
Your gang of ruffians are nothing next to my amassed power  
And may the Lord have mercy once I show Belle my Tower
Forced marriage, locked her dad in a carriage, and what’s next?
You treat every woman like you’ve turned them into objects
Drop the facade, and ask anyone that knew you
It’s obvious you only wanted to see LeFooFoo

Gaston:
Are you sure that creature's not your son? Seems like your looks passed on
The Festival's over, so why’s this grandpa got his mask on?
I’ll fight any gargoyle, down to every last one
Cuz no one quite rocks the mic like Gaston

Townsfolk:
GASTON 

Gaston:
This matchup's beastly, I expect an atonement
Do you know who I am? I deserve a better opponent
LeFou! Remove the fool grovelling at my feet
The townsfolk will dub my verses “Beauty and the Beat”

Frollo:
Looks indeed are deceiving; although you look firm,
You’re grumpy cause you didn’t get to put the worm in bookworm 
I’ll rid this fight of vice and sin, which means your rage that lies within
When I spit Hellfire, this Gypsy will be fried and binned

Gaston:
You pulled a Gothel; raised a baby in cobble, but who's the loner?
The child or the man who burnt cities 'cuz he had a boner?
Build your wicked Frollo Baggins schemes in other bouts
So begone! I’ll help another looney old man... out!

Frollo vs Gaston. CMRB

Starring
Light as the Grinch
Fle as Shrek

The Grinch:
The people of Whoville are nothing put next
To this pompous swamp-monster known only as Shrek
“Why”, you all blare, do I oh-so-hate him?
Behind all those layers he’s beyond Ogre-rated
Tasteless, I may have stole Christmas, in fact; 
You took everything ‘Disney’ and wrapped it with trash 
Even happened to nab Seuss’ Cat in the Hat
And before you drag on, tell your ass to stay back 

Shrek:
Donkey, see, something uglier than me!
GET OUT MY SWAMP! GET OFF MY BEAT! 
Hey, list em; Head’s twisted, Lyrically, nay gifted
You suck at wrapping, that’s why you resent Christmas 
I’m shreking fools; take your fur and deck the halls 
Ya heart’s not the only thing two sizes too small
Somebody once told me this hairy sock wants trouble 
You must’ve been cursed by your fairy godmother;
You were one in a million; a classic written for children 
Nowadays you’ve been plastered next to a billion Minions 

The Grinch:
You’re a monster, that said, I think you should retire 
Halloween already has a Mike Myers
Ech, a reboot of this snotty disaster? 
Say bye to your Happily Ever After

The Grinch vs Shrek. CMRB

Miles Allen as Spongebob
Matthew Thomas as Patrick

Jughead Jay as Gumball
Elijah as Darwin

Spongebob & Patrick:
I’m ready! ... To flip this battle like a Krabby Patty 
Was this fart of a cartoon created by his flabby daddy?
I’ll have you like your voice actors cuz’ this kitty’s getting fired
Your show’s an acid-trip of styles that makes Tobias look tired 
Why don’t they take their insults and push them somewhere else
Have a Nasty Patty But he’s already full of himself
Hey Patrick, guess who I am? Uhhhh, stupid? No,
I’m the Amazing World of Gumball What’s the difference? I DON’T KNOW

Gumball & Darwin:
Who earns minimum wage and has ADHD? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Annoying, eccentric and stupid is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If a dead drawn-out show is something that you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then grab your remote and change over to Nick SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
You’ve hit Bikini Bottom; I could squeeze this Sponge with any diss 
What the what’s wrong SpringBoob? I think that he’s just Jellyfish 
Whether it’s rap or Boating School, you’re always gonna fail 
Because this Goofy Goober’s even slower than his snail 
I’m a real star fish- do you live under a rock? 
You’ve both been demoted to Tweedle-Dee and Dumb f*ck

Patrick:
I can’t wrap my head around your raps like a trombone 
Chewing out this Gumball who can’t even wumbo
Who you calling Spongebob? (uh patrick) I’m Patrick- that’s enough 
I’m not your girlfriend but your disses sure crack me up 

Spongebob:
Your early reel had potential but I think I oughta’ mention 
It went down the drain when doodle-darwin lost his 3rd dimension 
You ain’t the centre of attention next to Teen Titans Go reruns
Since kids only line up for you when they’re after The Refund

Gumball & Darwin:
Your repetitive slapstick couldn’t make the viewers stay amazed 
These tuna fish will get creamed like they rapped with Mayonaise 
Hop back on Hasselhoff, don’t hassle us- yeah, you aughta’ run 
you look up to us; you live under the water, sons!

Spongebob vs Gumball. CMRB

Fle as Top Cat
Sparkycon as Garfield

Top Cat:
I do live in the streets but I won't take your pity
This lazy mouse-catcher musta’ wandered in my city
So this nitty gritty kitty acting like A.T.
The OG from ABC, don't you know it's T.C.!
Try to beat me? I run the streets that you're walkin' in
Stealing is my game; I own the bed that ya yawnin' in
I knew you were old news, and figured you’re the shitter, when 
I’d think to sprinkle in your comic strips into my litter bin  

Garfield (0:29):
Yo it's Garfield, get in line because I get real
Stop - listen - I'll turn this top kitten to my meal
Untrickable and cynical, you're a street-livin' criminal
Tho you’re spitting syllables that make Odie despicable
Monday is almost bearable when compared to you  
I could take a snooze (ooo) and you would still lose
It’s time to end this riot, take your syndicate and buy it
Because when you’re all gone, I'll get my peace and quiet

Top Cat:
Sleeping? You’re more boring than you let on
I don’t wanna hear you talkin’, so I’m envying Jon 
When I spit it's sick; you're dribbling disses
I'm not kitten, so listen, you’re sure grosser than cat piss is!
I’ll show you where catnip is; go and pay this slight fee
Then see the world watch as you get beat by me
Fat stacks: I got that! Not flapjacks: you want that!
I'm the most when I boast; tippity-top Top Cat!

Garfield (1:09):
Sure, stealings your deal, but I'll be the one to con ya
This easy victory was a piece of lasagna
I’m iconic, from my comics to my flicks n’ my apparel
You’ve been rotting in the bottom of the Hanna-Bar-barrel 
I mean, we both know you belong in that trash can
This matchup makes less sense than your cross with Batman
You'll never be a fat cat, no matter the cash grabs 
I've had it with this sad sack, I’d rather go cat nap
(zzzzzzzz)

Garfield vs Top Cat. CMRB

CM(BRB)

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

Charlie Brown vs Eric Cartman. ACAPELLA(141 BPM)

Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown REMIX

@simplyrazzy as the Brain
@littlesecks as Pinky
TheSuperPlushyBros as Zim
@adroit_whiz as GIR

Pinky and the Brain:
Egad—cut the script short, Pinky, for we’re not quite alone
Oh geez, Brain! Indeed we are, but it appears Nick’s spliced some clones
They’ve made off with our schtick and their next stop’s my rightful throne
So before we conquer the world, we must take over the microphone!

Zim and Gir:
You’re the perfect parts for our Dark Harvest, judging from your names
Just one teeny-tiny little question: um, which one’s the brain?
Hey, wait a sec! They’re identical! Both simple-minded vermin
“one is a genius”—ha! Should’ve expected lies from earthlings
Even with the dated pop references you’re jamming in
your show’s plots are worse than yours—no one’s pondering what you’re pandering
Aww, Zim, they’re so cute! Can we keep these little rodents?
GIR, focus! That’d be hopeless, when we’ve already owned them

Pinky and the Brain:
You became a role model for pre-teens, acting quite moronic
but despite your many issues you're forgotten— like your comic!
With your products all rotting on the shelves of Hot Topic
Both your network and the Tallest made it clear you’re not wanted
Ironic that viewing your show is vomit-inducing
When your episodes all center around bodily fluids
Oi--he oughta vamoose quick if that’s the only flow he’s got
Seems he’s throwing up L’s; no wonder he’s green always—NARF!

Zim:
AGH! I’m immune to lice, but my head can’t stand your verbal tics
Though you’re correct—on the microphone, I am assuredly sick
Forsaken? No, we’ve taken over! Our names spread like a virus!
Our network’s revived us, while you got left with Elmyra

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